I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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