You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
