I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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