Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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