it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I think a kid would responsible me up
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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