matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
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