Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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