1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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