Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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