I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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