Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
Randomize
