i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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