R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
honey bunches of taint.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
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