this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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