Pants 0. Shit 1.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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