Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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