this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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