these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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