Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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