We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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