when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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