But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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