okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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