on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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