508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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