It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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