I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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