I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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