gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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