i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Dicks are not precious.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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