I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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