Is it because I queefed?
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
