Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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