This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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