Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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