love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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