i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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