If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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