She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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