Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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