return my video game
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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