If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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