If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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