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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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