North Korea, Best Korea!
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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