I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
ttyl tear gas
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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