Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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