I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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