this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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