He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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