I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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