Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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