I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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