I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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