Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
