6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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