On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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