I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Life is so much better after having sex.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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