ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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