awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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