Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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